Shpotato Talks

Date to remember : 2 Sept'22 Jumping out of an airplane at 13000 feet at a speed of 120 miles an hour with a man strapped to my back was definitely on my bucket list. I was hooked on  @dhruvrathee  ‘Sky dive in dubai is safer than driving in India’. I passed through the door like I am a pro skydiver and head straight to the plane. From that moment everything went incredibly fast – instructor pushing me into the plane, camera man asking about my last words (really??). My instructor is like ‘Just trust me’. It was all going so fast that I didn’t even have a chance to get stressed until I stood on the edge of the plane looking down at the tiny Earth below me. wow, what a sight! Not only you could see the whole marina from a bird’s eye view but also the Palm Jumeirah and The World archipelago. OMG, this is actually going to happen! The instructor started the countdown: 3…2…1…NOOO! In the first few seconds we were spinning in the air, I couldn’t tell what is happenin...

When people outside my field domain try to ask me about my day at work, we usually end up discussing what I had for dinner plans. They mean well, but most of the time the understanding of technology stopped somewhere around discounts receives with respect to different online shopping sites.  So, after understanding this mutual pain, I turned to find a solution. I decided to empower people around the world by giving them the tools to act as if they get what we do for a living. I present to you a one of a kind translation, throwing the online business world all the way to normal life. Job descriptions translated below: 1. Growth marketer What I do (in under 100 characters) I test new ways to improve how much money my website can make. Simple comparison for old people Think of my website as a neighbourhood store in a mall. I test things like what to show in the front window, what should the sign say and what items we should keep next to the cash register. I try to get as many people t...